Wake Up To Muff 30 – A Festivus Miracle

“No, instead, there’s a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting … It’s made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.”

Founding Father Frank Costanza with the sacrosant Aluminium Pole of Festivus

Wake Up To Muff 30 is upon us and coinciding with it is the religious season of Festivus. For those uninitiated with this holiest of holidays it was first proposed by the least benevolent Frank Costanza way back in 1997. Its basic tenants can be found here and amongst them the most important, “The Airing of Grievances” and “The Feats of Strength”.

To celebrate Festivus this year we’ll be fulfilling our feats of strength by delivering 36 muffins. Thankfully I will be getting a lot of help from some really awesome helpers (Poppy, Dom, Jake & Becky – WUTM don’t believe in the slavery of elves). So to get a free muffin delivered to your front door on the morning of Sunday 9 December fill in the form below. And don’t forget to Air Your Grievances!!